When
you know your dad’ll spank you,
‘Cuz
you broke a china vase
Or
when the boys in blue chase you,
‘Cuz
you broke a couple laws
Do
you know who is that feeling?
Tight
in your throat, what’s the cause?
That’s
Jack Terror, come a-calling,
When
your stomach starts a-falling.
He’s
there when your poker buddies,
Figure
out you’ve rigged the game
And
when you fall into deep water,
He’ll
laugh and cry ‘Oh what a shame!’
He’s
that feeling down your neck,
The goose
bump man, oh what’s his name?
That’s
Jack Terror come a-calling,
When
your stomach starts a-falling
He’ll
be there no doubt about it,
When
your luck has all run out
And
if you get a deadly illness,
He’ll
be there to hear you shout
‘Heaven
help me, oh why me?
‘What
could this awful feeling be?’
That’s
Jack Terror come a-calling,
When
your stomach starts a-falling
Yes
ol’ Jack keeps very busy,
If
you run he’s on the go
But
if you brave the worst of it,
I tell
you now; I doubt he’ll show
And
when he sees you’ve got his number,
He’ll
turn tail and then you’ll know
That Jack Terror won't come a-calling,
Once you've stopped yourself from falling
That Jack Terror won't come a-calling,
Once you've stopped yourself from falling
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ReplyDeleteYou Have such a clear idea when you are writing these, it's like each "Warning!" Is an actual person. "Terror Jack" sounds like the cheekiest "Warning!" Of them all......(so far) Jack is the only one whom I would want to have as a friend.
Thanks for your comment Cecelia! Jack is pretty lively, I agree, though none of them should visit TOO often. I think I'd like being pen pals with Jack
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